How do I deal with my mom treating me like a diary? Every time

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How do I deal with my mom treating me like a diary?

Every time I'm around her she ALWAYS tells me what she's been doing/her plans for the day/how she feels about xyz. Thing is, she has absolutely no interest in carrying on a conversation about any of those things. It's nearly impossible to interject, she just won't stop talking until I physically leave the room. And even then, she'll call my name as I'm leaving and say "Oh and one last thing blah blah blah blah" and carry on for fucking ever.

On top of that, she always brings up negative things, or bitches about my dad or me. Almost everything she talks about is either a complaint or boasting about her achievements/experiences from 30+ years ago. If that wasn't bad enough, she feels inclined to raise her voice to the most ear-raping volume when I'm standing 2 feet across from her. No, she doesn't have hearing problems, she literally only ever does this with me.

I can't fucking take it anymore.

>inb4 move out

Obvious solutions aside, what can I do while I'm still living with her?