I need some advice: >Look like this motherfucker. >Don't

>All you queers & pussies constantly shit post on here.
>Blah blah blah I can't get a girlfriend blah blah blah
>Blah blah blah I'm depressed blah blah blah
>Blah blah blah I want to kill myself blah blah blah
>Someone comes here with a real problem who actually needs advice and you ignore him.
What the fuck guys? Seriously, how the fuck do I legally get a bear for a pet?

Be a crazy motherfucker and get a bear cub illegally and then raise it and have it maul you to death when it can't deal with not being in its natural environment.

>>17730997
this

we don't have domesticated bears for a reason, anon

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Just get a dog that looks like a bear.

btw, nice jeans, faggot.

>>17730860
>Sneak into zoo at night
>go during the winter because theyre hibernating and cant hurt you
>recommend bring friend, bears can get heavy
>carry bear home, preferably a cub, but beggars cant be choosers,
>wait till it wakes up, have party hats on and streamers ready
>Bear will be so stoked, cut cake, take pics, live happy

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bears are wild animals, they belong in the wild

if you want an animal buddy who will always be your loyal friend and companion then get a dog, there are many different kinds to choose from and some are as big as a small bear

>>17730769
yeah nice jeans you barry gibb looking motherfucker.

>>17731044
this
look up an ovcharka, op. also called a caucasian shepherd