Last night, I decided to tackle my little sister as a prank.

anon, you have to shit yourself in front of her. You have to make it even, it's the only way. Do it for your sister, your relationship is important, you can't let dumb shit like this ruin it forever

>>17730691
Literal shit posting.

>>17730697
This. Do it for your sister. She deserves a heroic brother who has her back.

the thought of this has caused me to lose my composure at work.

OP do it. you have to shit yourself to save your relationship.

she may see how much love you have for her and then you can fuck her too.

>>17730714
mate I don't know what you do for a living, but might I suggest that shitposting about scat and incest on a work computer could potentially backfire

>>17730718
Anon going be on here asking advice on how to find a new job after getting fired for gross misconduct for posting about scat on a work computer.

Anon, you better not say we didn't tell you it was a bad idea.

>>17730718
>>17730735
nahh. it's fine. nobody knows. there are only 4 people that work in this office (myself included). we don't have an IT department, the network we're on is building-managed. if anyone knows or is monitoring network usage, it's the building manager. and he probably isn't doing that.

i'll be sure to let you guys know if this blows up in my face though. : )

i hate this job anyway.

>>17730691
If you haven't seen her in that long, I guess she doesn't have diarrhea anymore. Good job curing it.