Had a one-night stand with some chick and apparently she told

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2016-11-02 05:10:05 Post No. 17727389
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Anonymous 2016-11-02 05:10:05 Post No. 17727389 [Report]

Had a one-night stand with some chick and apparently she told some guy I know that I had a small, deformed dick and that I didn't last more than 5 minutes.
This shit is going to spread, right? What am I in for?

Anonymous 2016-11-02 05:12:29 Post No.17727393
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Anonymous 2016-11-02 05:12:29 Post No.17727393 [Report]

>>17727389
life = over
but actually, what ever man. your dick is your dick. you had sex with a girl! good for you!

Anonymous 2016-11-02 05:16:57 Post No.17727400
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Anonymous 2016-11-02 05:16:57 Post No.17727400 [Report]

whats wrong with your dick

Anonymous 2016-11-02 05:24:11 Post No.17727416
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Anonymous 2016-11-02 05:24:11 Post No.17727416 [Report]

>>17727400
It's small and curved to the left like a boomerang, Mr. Dubs.

Anonymous 2016-11-02 05:29:13 Post No.17727423
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Anonymous 2016-11-02 05:29:13 Post No.17727423 [Report]

>small, deformed, less than 5 mins

And you still fucked her. If anything embrace that shit if it spreads around and make her sound like a whore.

Anonymous 2016-11-02 05:40:21 Post No.17727439
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Anonymous 2016-11-02 05:40:21 Post No.17727439 [Report]

ouch

Anonymous 2016-11-02 08:29:31 Post No.17727755
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Anonymous 2016-11-02 08:29:31 Post No.17727755 [Report]

>>17727423
How?

Anonymous 2016-11-02 11:07:32 Post No.17728003
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Anonymous 2016-11-02 11:07:32 Post No.17728003 [Report]

>>17727755
"she fucked a guy like ME! You gotta be pretty slutty to sleep with a guy with a boomerang dick."

If anything saying you've got a weird dick will get girls curious and want to see it

Use the idea of being stuck in a blender to your advantage.

Anonymous 2016-11-02 11:14:05 Post No.17728115
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Anonymous 2016-11-02 11:14:05 Post No.17728115 [Report]

>>17728003
Huh, kinda makes sense actually.

Anonymous 2016-11-02 11:15:09 Post No.17728117
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Anonymous 2016-11-02 11:15:09 Post No.17728117 [Report]

>>17728115
Godspeed captain boomerang.

Anonymous 2016-11-02 11:16:03 Post No.17728119
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