I really want to go to a night club, but i have no friends, where

>>17717522
Go alone and make some friends while you're there, they're normally too drunk to notice if you came alone anyway

>>17717531
Or, op will go and see a bunch of people who are hanging out in groups around the sides of the club and will all stare at him as he even attempts to make his way towards them. The only girls you could pick up are major sluts who are insecure and/or batshit insane, or will weasel drinks out of you then ditch you for the chads flexing and doing shots off of some naked slut on the bar.

>>17717544
You've either never been to a club or are just really unlucky. Show up, sit down with some a group and make friends. If they offer you a drink, buy one back it's dead simple, most of them are way too drunk to give a shit about who you came with

>>17717522

yes go to night clubs :D
welcome STDS
welcome alcoholism
welcome drugs

don't go where everyone else is because they will sense that you don't belong there quickly. stay on the outside and pick another weirdo girl off that also has no business being at a nightclub

>>17717947
>>17717947
>weirdo girl off that also has no business being at a nightclub
>Implying one of these would be at a night club

>>17717936
you know you're retarded, right?