For a while now, there has been a group of teenagers coming to

Please, send help.

>>17716260
Put something sticky or messy on your steps so they cant sit there, get a huge dog to scare them off. Work out and get stronger so you can stand up to them

>I can't stand up to them
Either that or put up with it. They're a bunch of teenagers mate, grow a fucking pair.

drop (ice-cold or boiling) water on them next time they do that. Have a knife or a bat handy in case they get any funny ideas. Most likely the water will be enough to send them running, but just to be sure, you should get out with a bat and yell at them that you'll beat the shit out of them if you ever see them again on your property. Bonus points if you're naked or at least only wearing your boxers.

Cast cement spikes/points onto the stoop- not so pointy you can't walk on them but enough to make it very uncomfortable.

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First of all, thanks for answering.

And I hope you excuse my lack of faith, but:

>>17716287

>Already thought of stickyness, but it means getting my doorstep messy for a long time, seeing how determined these kids are.

>My doorstep is not a garden doorstep. It is a step followed by a small entrance and my house door, not a space for a dog (that I can't afford to take care of).

>Makes complete sense, but it's not an option in the immediate future. I'd prefer to do something now and not wait at least three more months of this.

>>17716293

I could grow a pair, but I insist they are a lot. And my shithole laws don't even let me scream at them without risking a lawsuit. Kids my area are the living embodiment of "entitled millenials".

>>17716300

I guess I'll have to do that.