If I inject hot sauce into dots and give them to kids is there

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The fuck is your problem dude?

>>17709941
Neighborhood is going to shit and looking for some fun before I move out

>>17709938
Jokes on you, mexicunts would actually like this. Get a patent!

>>17709938
Anything that causes pain comes under the legal definition of Assault, a felony.

But that's the least of your troubles. Consider the angry parents who will come to your door perpared for a bit of assault of their own.

>>17709938
You'll prolly get into trouble before you even get the kids to eat the candy.
Seriously, what parent would let their kid eat unpacked candy that looks tampered with?

>>17709938

tons. if you're the only one handing out these candies and its exclusively that you'll get charged hard, and the jury and judge will throw the book at you hard because they're CHILDREN.

no one is forgiving when it comes to children.

You can't inject into dots. They are solid and you need something where air can be squished out and replaced.

>>17709938
Lol this is great, but cover your tracks. Seal them up with a little hot glue, wait until the kids coming already have lots of candy, rid evidence, deny everything etc

>>17710100
> a food product essentially

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>>17710560
We will find out anon, I think you could make it word because they're not quite solid

>>17710541
probably something like >>17710567

>>17710519
Gonna use the little boxed ones and just re-glue it

>kid allergic to hot sauce
>kid assumes candy does not contain hot sauce being that that is the case all other times when some pedophile from adv isn't handing out candy
>kid gets sick

It'd be pretty easy to find you out, and then you'll be rightfully fucked.