Commited petty theft in california. Went to jail for six hours,

>>17708135
Sounds like you're getting exactly what you deserve, kid. Sorry and bye bye.

>>17708135

If you have a warrant all ready, they'll deport you anyway.

If you're gonna commit the crime, be prepared to take the time. Especially if you aren't a citizen of that country. Goddamn did you think?

If you were in your native country would you want to pay your taxes to support a foreigner in prison who stole something from a business based in your country? No?

Goddamn if it were a possession charge for non narcotic drugs I might show pity, but petty theft? C'mon.

>>17708135

cya - stay out and don't come back

>>17708137
I don't think so. People get away with more shit.
>>17708144
Ala mode
>>17708146
Shit.

>>17708151
I was prepared to take the time. None, a fine, and some community service. Didn't know I'd get deported. It was mostly shit for my girlfriend anyway. She was with me, putting stuff in her purse. When we got busted I took the blame cause "I'm the man and I love her" and all that jazz. Thought I'd be in and out of jail no sweat. And I was. But I didn't know what would happen in court for a misdemeanor. Fuck I'm an idiot. If I had known, I'd have made her take the blame. She woulde been in and out, I woulda paid the fine... jeez. Well, guess I gotta go face the music now.

>>17708188

stay out- we have enough criminals of our own without importing them

>People get away with more shit.

'Other people are worse so I can be bad'

neck urself my man!

>Commit crime
>Get punished
>Complain about it

Do you happen to be a nigger, OP?

>>17708200
Close. A spic.

You're fucked you fucking beaner

>>17708206
catch you on the flip side ese say hi to el chapo for me ok mang?

>>17708193
>'Other people are worse so I can be bad'

Ok yeah, but look. C'mon I stole some shit from target, that shouldn't fuck up my whole life, right? I'm just trying to figure out what I can do, yknow? With the justice system. I like this place, the roads in Guadalajara are too fucked up. And there's a shitload of traffic cause there's no freeways.

>>17708226
>stole from Target.
Why? What did you steal?

If it isn't needed food, adios estupido fuckhead.

>people wonder why trump has support

>>17708226
Stealing is wrong. Didn't your parents teach you that? Not only is it morally wrong but it also happens to be illegal.

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You have to go back

>>17708135
>Missed court
Damn son. If the court said you should go there ASAP to clear it up, that sounds like a good idea. Bad news doesn't get better with age and if you act like you're likely to skip out and don't respect the process that won't encourage them to show leniency

>>17708135

> Planning on going tomorrow when they open. How fucked am I? What are my options? I'm thinking of just asking the judge what the punishment will be if I plead guilty and if I'll be deported. If he says no, I'll plead guilty, pay the fine, and do community service or take a class. If he says yes, I'll plead not guilty, and just not show up to court.

Court doesn't work like that. You think you can just phone up the judge and ask him what his punishment will be before the trial even begins?

It doesn't even work like that in shit stain Mexico. You face the judge, you plea, prosecutor explains what you did, your defender asks for mercy, judge makes a decision.

Community service? First time offender leniency?

Who the fuck do you think you are, a white male of European descent from a middle class upbringing?! LMFAO!!! Those things only happen to white citizens that can afford their own attorney.

Just face the music pal. Save up some money back in the motherland and try to coyote back for another chance.

>>17708500
Wow I love that

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