Friendly reminder if you are in a relationship and your partner

Doesn't that also mean that I am cheating on them right now? Because the same could be said to them

>>17700813
It's cool, I'm pretty sure that by that logic, I'm cheating on them too right now. I'm getting a lot more sex than I thought I was!

Thanks anon!

>>17700821
No, don't be stupid. You're here on 4chan

>>17700821
SAME THOUGHTS! I hope she's hot.

>>17700824
You can't retroactively make provisos on a claim like this, but I'll go with it: what if they're also on 4chan?

>>17700813
Guess I better call my boss and tell him I have to stay home from work today because some sperg told me my fiancee would cheat on me otherwise.

>>17700813
I find myself not really caring and hope he has fun. I'm too fucking busy.

>>17700813
Oh well, I couldn't really prevent that from happening because she has control over her actions. It was her decision, it happened, and there's nothing I can do to change it. I might as well not dwell on it because it's a waste of time since I'd be eventually over it anyways.