Ayy I've forgotten how old I am. Think I'm turning

Hookers.

>>17699193
Pls don't, hookers are gross and smell bad. I'd like to meet someone that can relax and enjoy the moment but who also isn't lazy and knows when to work

Pick up artists can teach you a lot about getting numbers, getting dates, and getting laid. Not relationship stuff, just hose 3 things.

>>17699204
I did that. Everyone was staring at me and I only ever got jerked off by one fat chick in a park. I stopped trying that after 3 years because I'd sometimes meet the same people again.

I hate that shit it's so try hard if you aren't already like that

>>17699200
>hookers are gross and smell bad

No they don't. Where did you get such a ridiculous idea? No wonder you are a virgin.

>>17699214
I could have gotten laid, but chose not to using a combination of a lot of techniques that I felt would work for me. If you still think everyone is staring at you and not laughing with you, then you might have done something wrong.

Remember, 99/100 times you will be rejected. Which means it'll take 100 tries minimum before you get a "yes".

>>17699224
So? At least I didn't sell my dignity to get laid

> Get friends.
> Intimate.
> Ask for sex.
It's not that difficult.

>>17699193
Not OP, but out of curiosity, where does one find hookers?

>>17699241
Ahh no, if the probability is 99/100 the probability is still 99/100 even if you hit 100, the chances don't just change depending on how many you've done

Everywhere, look around.

>>17699252
The problem is not the amount of girls, but the amount of effort put in to finding them. The number is a representation for the hopeless pursuit of this thing called a relationship.

If you want to have sex just go to a party and get drunk

>>17699258
Most guys just have it happen for them. I could end up spending all my efforts in finding a chick and still not find one

Life is just a fucking joke my friend. It's a literal joke. I don't take it seriously

>>17699266
But if you don't laugh at it, you go insane. Laughing at the void is healthy my friend.

Yeah it may be a joke but seriously is that difficult to you to make friends??? Like... You sound so lonely dude.

>>17699274
Why do you think we are posting here?

Idk, my first time here

>>17699274
I could make friends, I could unload all of my troubles onto them and have them know absolutely everything about me. But for what? I don't like drinking, I don't do drugs. Everyone my age is very destructive

I have sunk into nihilism

>>17699200
wat
hookers are likely to be cleaner than any girl you could find. At least proper ones, idk about randoms on the street.

>>17699289
In the end nihilism is about realizing that there is no purpose in life but the one you choose for yourself.

So pick one.

So accept your loneliness and get over it, wanna fuck? Do it.

>>17699251
If you are not in Burgerland, you simply go to a brothel.