Brought home my girlfriend to meet my parents and my mom told

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>>17692624
>things that never happened

I wish I was kidding

>>17692624
Slap that bitch

>>17692687
Then slap her bitchass as you ride your hot gf's ass to the moon

>>17692624
>WTF is a Hussie

A slut/whore.

>>17692624
Well, are you momma's boy or not?

You did say something when she disrespected your gf, right?

Right?

You have to be 18 to post on this site.

Break up with her. Just be totally subservient to your mom, it'll be funny. Start jacking it to cartoon porn 10 times a day, leaving anime porn on with your computer open when you leave the house, stop showering and shit. Act like an /r9k/ dude and always complain at dinner about that feeling when no girlfriend. Jack it under the table at dinner to cartoon porn, too, that would be a nice touch. Start buying those waifu pillows in bulk, like 10 at a time. Make a harem of them. Cum in all the sinks in your house, just act really sexually perverted and shit. Leave your door open during one of your 10 daily wanking sessions, make sure your mom walks in and sees. Look her in the eyes and keep going. Maybe moan your pillow waifu's name when you look her in the eyes.

That will show the her.
That motherfucker.
What a tool.

>OP keeps dating girl
>she turns out to be a massive whore
>OP later posts thread about how he's been cheated on
>mother tells him "I told you so" incessantly

>>17693195
this is why you should do >>17693190

>>17693190
Good post