I want to get an escort just to cuddle, is this weird? could

>>17687632
cuddling is only rewarding when its between two people that care about each other and have things to say to one another on a personal and emotional level

paying to cuddle and escort will be extremely weird, and you're basically paying to hug a whore on a matress

>>17687632

>I want to get an escort just to cuddle, is this weird?

Sure but people do weird shit all the time. I don't think something being weird means you shouldn't do it. Who gives a shit. Try it out.

>could I go to jail? even if it's technically not sex?

No. Paying for sex acts is illegal. Pressing your body on someone else's is not a sex act, therefore not illegal. Plus, I'm sure the cops have bigger things to worry about then some guy paying a few bucks for a long hug.

>>17687640

>cuddling is only rewarding when its between two people that care about each other

Speak for yourself.

>>17687640
>>>17687632 (OP)
>cuddling is only rewarding when its between two people that care about each other and have things to say to one another on a personal and emotional level
>paying to cuddle and escort will be extremely weird, and you're basically paying to hug a whore on a matress


No. Sometimes just the skin to skin contact, the feeling of someone's arms around you, is worth paying for to some.

>jail
>illegal

Ameriburgers need to get on with the times.

Theres actually a website that does this, Google it. People actually pay for this. It's a legit business that is used mostly in major cities.

>>17687632
Believe it or not, some people hire escorts just to be escorts - to be arm candy at some event or to provide an evening's friendly conversation. You're buying the girl's time, and should be able to find someone willing to do what you want.

Not illegal but maybe you should stop and think about how sad it is that that's a question you're asking. It would be more dignified to just be lonely than to pay a hooker to snuggle you.

Where do you live that you can go to jail for paying a hooker? lmao.

>>17687640
And /thread.

Cuddling is almost more intimate than sexual intercourse in this regard. You can fuck any slut and feel content, two people cuddling need to both want to sincerely cuddle with the other person to have an effective cuddling session.

You will have the same internal feeling as cuddling with a pillow.

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>>17687632
underaged gtfo

Date an escort instead, this is what i do
You will get a lot

>>17687632
>I want to get an escort just to cuddle
A bunch of guys get them just to talk. It's actually pretty common.

>>17687632

I love this.

>4-5 years ago some girl 22 flaked on me.
>Later heard she became a stripper.
>Decided she wanted to get back at her strip club DJ boyfriend by approaching me again.
>Told her BTFO asif.
>3 month later found out through friends girlfriend at the pub she was escorting.
>She is with child at 24.
>Then becomes a single mother.
>2016 Back in the ol' neighbourhood

She's gonna turn up again at some point and try her luck with late 20s me.

When she does I may be tempted to lead her on a bit before politely declining, and then ask her if she'd be happy to do something for me. 'I'm kinda lonely... you know? can I pay you for cuddles?' or maybe 'can we just cuddle?... (raised eyebrows and smiles) I'll pay you!'. If she's that much of a whore that she doesn't storm off... Fuck I might actually pay and go through with it just to see if I can keep a straight face.

OP you should tell her you'd really like to have sex with her but just want to cuddle because you're scared of STDs. If she agrees pay her then just as she's about to start the cuddles reach into your pocket, pull out the rubber gloves and ask her if she could wear them as a precaution...

>>17688042
>t. someone who has no issues getting a relationship

My fucking god.

It's hard to believe some people actually seriously make questions like this.

>>17688991
If you find a question like this strange then maybe you would be more at home somewhere like reddit, facebook, instagram, or whatever the current fad is