So /adv/ I'm faced with a challenge that I'm in need

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2016-10-19 18:08:07 Post No. 17685515
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Anonymous 2016-10-19 18:08:07 Post No. 17685515 [Report]

So /adv/ I'm faced with a challenge that I'm in need of some advice on.
>sister gets knocked up by asshole
>asshole doesn't want kid but if it is his then wants custody rights
>3rd party white knight agrees to fake paternity so asshole can't get child
>other sister tells asshole that child belongs to white knight
>Asshole wants DNA test results for proof
Does anyone know how to forge a DNA test? I've found result form templates online that look shady as hell, afraid that asshole (even though a country hick with a low IQ) might google the name of the supposed company performing the tests, and find out our scheme. Thoughts?

Anonymous 2016-10-19 18:12:46 Post No.17685530
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Anonymous 2016-10-19 18:12:46 Post No.17685530 [Report]

>>17685515

take that template and photoshop it. change it ot the name of a local hospital or something.

Anonymous 2016-10-19 18:13:43 Post No.17685532
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Anonymous 2016-10-19 18:13:43 Post No.17685532 [Report]

Either way that kid isn't going to grow up with both parents. Why doesn't your sister just abort it?

Anonymous 2016-10-19 18:14:56 Post No.17685534
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Anonymous 2016-10-19 18:14:56 Post No.17685534 [Report]

10 bucks says the sister is the real asshole here

Anonymous 2016-10-19 18:15:58 Post No.17685537
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Anonymous 2016-10-19 18:15:58 Post No.17685537 [Report]

>>17685534
This

Anonymous 2016-10-19 18:23:48 Post No.17685559
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Anonymous 2016-10-19 18:23:48 Post No.17685559 [Report]

>>17685534
Yeah this is probably the case