everyone keeps telling me my beard looks retarded >pic related

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>>17681806
You have a neckbeard. Needs to be groomed.
Beyond that it may be seen as a compliment, that you have a strong jaw that looks better not being hidden in hair.

its too thin lad, give it a year or two

>>17681806
how's the fedora collection going?

Shave your neck

Shave it you fucking fag

Did u glue pubes onto your face

not even memeing when i tell you to shave it asap.

sorry, you can not grow a beard.

>>17681806
It looks really stupid

>>17681865
This.

It is not near full enough. Factor in how unkempt said beard is, and that only exacerbates the issue.

Go clean shaven for a couple more years.

theres a reason why neckbeard is an insult

>start to live in Europe
>go to a barber shop in le hipster part of your town
>pay 100000 megabucks
>they make your beard look like you are 1st class gentleman
>friends shut up and suck your cock.

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>>17682311
Dont listen to this fag OP. Just get a trimmer and do it yourself... but you gotta wait til you can actually grow a beard, no ammount of grooming is a replacement for that.

I get complimented for mine all the time and never went to a barber.

>>17681806
>>17681809
Trim those pubes you disgusting faggot.

>>17682332
Do you wear thick rimmed glasses too or are you a man?

>>17682357
I live innawoods in patagonia, your faggy trends haven't reached us yet.

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shaved, go fuck yourselves for making me out to be a fedora wearing retard just bc my beard inst at 100%SSJ level yet

>>17682577
>estimated age -5

>>17682577

It truly looked disgusting

>>17682577
now you shave your head and start to lift

>>17681806
No thick enough, wait a couple of years, also the hairs are too long, with your hair structure it looks like pubic hair.

Wait 2 years, buy a trimmer, 3mm stubble is the best length imo,