My mate's been acting like a prick since he got a new girlfriend,

Drop his lame ass and never let him hang around you or your friends again.

>>17680559
I been best mates with him for like 5 years, known him for almost 10.

>>17680527
tell him that you masturbate to porn and it's all you care to know, and that you wouldn't like to hear any more details about him sexing his gf, in fact you find it annoying.

>>17680624
doesn't matter, i knew a guy for like 8 years but he was an arrogant piece of shit, not worth my time or effort so i dropped him hard.

this guy is an asshole, why would you even want to remain his friend.

>>17680527
Tell him?

>>17681522
Men don't just tell other men feelings.
OP, you either need to give him a good beating or just don't INVITE him out. Doesn't matter how long you known someone, if his going to be an asshole, why associate with an asshole. You clearly have a problem and keeping a problem will just give you headaches. Don't be a dumb cunt

Make fun of him. Call him out on his shit. If that doesn't get him thinking, then he can go back to his gay gf

Make fun of him. Give him all the shit you can throw. Be merciless if you have to. Do unflattering impressions of him and his bullshit. This is how men regulate one anothers' behaviour. If it doesny work, THEN you can drop him.

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I would take this as one of two ways.

>"fuck ice cream I just lick my girlfriend's pssy instead!"

"Your girlfriend's pussy is alright but I prefer mint choc-chip."

or

"Sounds good, can I have a taste?"

If you consistently answer in this way every time that he'll soon stop making those comments. I guarantee it.

>bragging about how much sex he has

what the fuck OP? Is your friend 15 or something? that's so embarrassing.. ugh

>>17680527
sounds pretty autistic to me

In my experience, only autistic/spergy people do that kind of stuff and think they are being subtle about it

They are too autistic to realize that it actually bothers people, and they keep going on about it for too long; they don't know when enough is enough.

That being said, just judging by how poorly written your post is, I would assume you are autistic too, so maybe you guys deserve each other.

>>17680527
Your friend is radiating insecurity. He genuinely believes it was a race, to see who could get a GF and laid first, and its given him a superiority complex.

Stop hanging out with him. Hes a dick.

>>17680527
this "mate" of yours is an assclown. It is ridiculous to talk about how much pussy you get when you have a girlfriend. Having sex all the time when you are in a relationship is like shooting fish in a barrel. As long as you are being a boyfriend to the girl, she is going to have sex with you. It isn't anything to brag about. Drop his immature ass. It really seems like he doesn't add much to your friend group anyway. You would all be better off without him.