I got drunk with a friend, and fingered her while we were both drunk, and the next morning was absolutely pissed at me. I feel awful. What do I do /adv/?
>>17676820
Fuck her right in the pussy
Did you force your fingers into her?
If not then stop being a pussy and letting her put the blame solely on you, typical female regret response is to shift blame onto anyone or anything else you were both drunk and you both let it happen.
If you did then lol you done fucked up, be nice to her and hope she doesnt file a sexual assault charge on you bruh
>>17676820
Well its not like you raped her or anything. Did she enjoy it while it was happening?
>>17676820
Apologize. Don't make excuses, try to understand each other and salvage the friendship.
Discuss if there's latent attraction and if you two need to explore it or if you need to leave it alone and try to recover from the weirdness.
>>17676820
100 year old vaudeville joke:
PATIENT (moving arm or something): Doctor, it hurts when I do this.
DOCTOR: So don't do that. . .
Moden version
YOU: When I get drunk I do very unwise things.
DOCTOR: . . . .