girlfriend keeps lubing me up n trying to shove beer bottles/fingers

Shut up and take it like the faggot you are

>>17673446
Hold her down and rape her asshole.

She'll know who is boss.

>>17673446
Do the same thing to her, and keep the cap on the bottle, too

Tell me where to find such a crazy girl.

One girl I was fucking dared me to shove a bottle in my ass. I did it. I scared her off with my insatiable need to fuck though

>>17673446
>beer bottles

Never ever stuff glass bottles up your butt, tell her to buy a dildo.

>>17673446
Shout at her and call her a rapist next time.

>>17673446
tell her ass to mouth is as far as it goes.

>>17674257
but make sure you let it go a little further.

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>>17673500

This, de$u.
If there are going to be insertions then make sure that it's something that won't do you any lasting damage. Nobody wants bits of broken glass up in there... even losing a toy in there is problematic enough.

Unless of course, your question is "I don't want this to happen, what do I do?" in which case just fucking tell her that you're not comfortable with it and don't want to do it. If she can't respect that then you have other, bigger problems.

Or, trade it for your own fantasies. Butt entry is a fine coin.

>>17673446
Send her my way.

Find another girl. Being a lesbian these days is not as hard as it used to be OP.