So how do I go down the path of getting with my mom? I've lived my 21 years as a prude, and she is one as well, but I've wanted to fuck her probably since I was 12. She is sexy as hell and I love her.
I haven't had a girlfriend, but I'm pretty bear mode because of a physically demanding job, and I still live at home.
Pic not related, but she does look similar.
Just ask her
You don't. You fuck someone else and realize that you're just a horny kid who was projecting your desires on the only woman in your life.
Technically you're penis has already been inside her.
>>17668310
Exactly
Break your arms ;^)
>>17668310
I've tried, I've ended up disliking most women I talk to though, the ones I don't dislike aren't worth a relationship though.
>>17668353
No one said anything about a relationship. You obviously have the looks, get with a shallow slut that just wants to get railed. Getting some pussy will change your whole world view, I promise.