Okay, so yesterday, I accidentally opened a former roommate's

>>17666597
You're fucked. Thats two federal crimes dude.

>>17666597
go tell him what happened and transfer him the money
just say you were high off your nuts and realized it wasn't your email when you sobered up in the morning

>>17666597
You should've stopped after realizing your mistake. Could've come clean to your room mate about opening get his mail on accident. Since you deposited it you're fucked. The accidental mistake could've been forgiven, but now you made it intentional. Hope you like prison senpai.

Go to the bank and have them reverse the payment, say you accidentally cashed someone elses check. Tell your friend you went to the bank to reverse it after you realized what you'd done- just say you were half asleep and didn't realize it wasn't yours. If you dont, you WILL get caught btw. Fraud detection is very good these days.

>>17666597
you will get caught but you should since you are a thief

Oh boy why would you steal from your friend ?
Maybe you needed this lesson to integrate that stealing ain't right. What about if you never get caught ? You'll still know that you're a thief.
Confess !

Just what the actual fuck.

I get that you were willing to steal from a friend, some people are assholes, it's shitty but perfectly logical in a way.

Depositing the shit on your bank account though? What the fucking fuck was going on in your mind thinking that you won't get caught easy?

Return the shit as soon as possible and come up with a decent excuse AND buy the guy/gal a drug of their choice to laugh this off.

>>17666646
Sounds pretty good.

I said he was a roommate, not that he was a friend. Honestly, he was a prick.

But that doesn't matter right now.

I immediately regretted it the second the check went into the machine, and I haven't touched the money that was cleared. The full amount was 105.25, and I have 100 cleared immediately.

I just got off the phone with the bank asking them to cancel the payment, and they informed me that the payment should just not go through after they see the different name, and that the check in question will be mailed back to me.

>>17666813
Well alright there you go catastrophe averted well done