27yo virgin, never had a date, never held hands, never kissed,

apparently not fucked at all if you catch my drift

>>17661966
I love you

>>17661966
heh, good shit.

But, nah, you're fine. If you are really terrified of fucking up the first time hire an escort and let them know. They will take care of you, maybe even show you a few things. Otherwise it really doesnt bother most women as long as you are open to taking direction the first couple of times.

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I wish I could date all you anon virgins :(
I'm 27 too and socially retarded. Too bad I could never split myself infinitely and make you all happy.

>>17661953

"But Albus," said Professor McGonagall, looking nervously at OP's house. "How can we know he'll be safe there? He doesn't even know what he is. What he'll become!"

"Patience, Minerva," said Dumbledore with a knowing smile. "He has but three years, and then we will teach him everything. Then and only then will he be ready."

"But, surely he could meet a girl in the meantime?"

Professor McGonagall and Dumbledore looked at each other for a moment, and then burst into laughter. "Come now," said Dumbledore, wiping a tear out of his twinkling eye. "I've seen my share of the fantastic, but you're just being ridiculous."

I took the virginity of two men who were 20+ in age and liked them (just to let you know it's possible). I can't speak for how difficult it is to find someone out there, and I don't know how to convince you to not get discouraged.

I'd say pick a dating website and go on some dates. You're probably going to send out 100+ intro messages and get much less back and weedle that down even further for those who could be potential dates, so don't be discouraged by that. As I understand it, that's standard.

So you go on... let's say 5 dates. Dinner or a movie or both, or some event if you both share an interest. You meet 5 people, you get to know them initially, you decide who you'd like to go on a second date with. You don't get any idea that any of these people are "the one" before say a third date or so. Dating is a process, getting to know someone takes time.

>>17661953
I was in your position at 28, and have since done all those things plus sex. Try online dating.

>>17661991
A few years back I had an okcupid account and I sent a few messages, never got any positive response, although if I sent more maybe I could have.

Main problem is that I have strabismus and I generally don't take good pictures. Sometimes they're ok but the whole process just makes me kind of frustrated and not want to bother. I don't think I look that bad in person, but I tend to be very quiet and shy around people until I get to know them.

I know this is just a bunch of excuses but honestly I've done pretty well for myself not caring about relationships except rarely.

Should I try to meet some women in person or would you guys still recommend online dating?

>>17662017

Trying women in person and online dating would both not hurt. I'd say your goal at first will be less to find someone and more to get used to dating and talking to people, handling rejection, and rolling with it all.

Alternatively, do you have any interests that could lead to social interaction? That would be a good route to meet people, become comfortable with them, and pursue a relationship that way.

>>17661953
Very fucked women will rather date a chad with aids then you. Their is a post on /adv/ right now on a girl dating a chad with aids right I shit you now.

>>17661953
Very

>>17662109
> Alternatively, do you have any interests that could lead to social interaction?

Yeah but generally only with other men. I'm into cars, programming, and rpgs and I don't often nor do I expect to meet women often in those areas.

>>17661966
Fpbp

>>17662184

Idk where you live but women are in RPG not too uncommonly.

>>17662184

Are you still in school?

>>17662200
maybe, but as few as they are (I've only had one in my group, and she was married and left after the first session), they're probably already swarmed by male atteion.

>>17662201
nope.

Anyone know how much a male escort is?

>>17662228
I charge 6 million jewish souls an hour

>>17662228

tree fiddy

>>17662228
why

>>17661953
You're lying

>>17662240
about what?

>>17662235
Im turning 19 and just want to snuggle goddammit.

>>17661953
If you carry on like this, proper fucked

Are you dead? If not, what's the problem again?

>>17663797
> did a dead guy post