What is the worst thing that could possibly happen if I do this:

>>17648005

She could shoot you and have your grave listed on a sex offender database.

>>17648030
this, and she would be considered a hero

I guess if you really want the worst possible outcome, yeah, sure, she murders you.
The worst likely outcome is she slaps you. Even that is probably not going to happen though.

>>17648005

Asking someone out loud if they want to have sex only works with hookers. Anyone else will look at you for the sperg you are and wander away.

If you're not capable of smallest amount of nuance in human interaction then you need to throw yourself off of a cliff and contemplate your aspergers intently on the way down.

>>17648005
she could steal your fedora

>>17648005
Dont ask for sex. Just make up an excuse every single time.

>lets go to your/my place and have beer or listen to our music

>hey, take off your shirt, i give killer massages

Variations and excuses, etc

>>17648059
Asking for sex puts her on the spot. I mean, unless she's obviously into you, flirting really hard

>>17648005
Dont ask. See if shes receptive to advances.

The second you ask you sound desperate. Nothing drys pussy faster.

Personal story mode.

>Club kicking out time
>See girl alone.
>Curvy, plain, cracking chest.
>Get a vibe she likes to party.
>Approach.
>"you have a cracking chest"
>
>"want to come back to my hotel room".
>Yeah sure.
>???
>Ruin the bed sheets.

At the end of the day everybody is looking for some intimacy.