i just did some sitcom shit guyz.
>be screwing this little yat
>good first times, then harder for us to find time
>at some point i sperg and say "come see what ive got for you"
>no meeting for a bit
>call her today to stall meeting(again)
>everything fine, we agree to meet again another time.
she calls back:
>"oh anon u said you had something for me the other day, i was wondering what it was?"
introduce the laffs:
>i decide to pretend its a secret
>no gril dont worry about that
>"is it a physical thing?"
>i say: would you like it to be a physicsal things?
>she flusters
>i say: wait until i see you next
i have no idea what to do now lol. im sure she knows im talking out my ass. what do i get for her for more bantz?
oh and advice for fems who have had this wondering....###################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################
i meant my pepe
and to all you reprobate neet virgins on here. your gonna be ok. you have to clean your whole body right now though, and never turn back.
give me a (((you))) plx needs gift ideas for my wiafu
>>17647106
Are you on drugs or just retarded? There's your (you).
>>17647201
what the fuck did you just say abut me you little bitch?
mother fuckers i just gave out a tonne of advice to you little sperglings. now TELL ME WHAT TO DO FOR MY SIDECHICK REEEEEEE!!!!!!
i am kil now.
this board has kil me