>girl I like is in a five-year-long relationship >suddenly

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DUDE WEED LMAO


on a serious note, dont make a storm of this, just talk as if nothing have happened

>>17645437
About what? All we have in common I think is the same favorite anime.

>>17645427
Did you send words with the video or was this a random link?

>>17645427
>Wtf do I do??!

realize that you deluded yourself

>>17645427
>send her a funny video about weed
So you assumed she likes weed too? Some people hate it anon.

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>>17645427
Yesterday's thread ended with people having conclusions of that you're a tart for sending such vids to people.

>>17645479
Just talk about it like she's a normal person you dweeb.
don't try to force a conversation though :)

You're an autist

>>17645941
Neither of us smoke weed, as far as I know.

>>17645479
Then you both like anime...?

Message her, strike up a convo, (DON'T bring up her ex) get a few jokes in, flirt a bit and ask her out. If she's liking your shit she's interested so it won't be hard.

>>17645427
> sent her a video about weed

You fucking stoners really can't muster up conversation about anything else when you aren't on it can you?

>>17645427
Show us the funny weed video you sent

>>17645427
Maybe she doesn't give a flying fuck about weed.

Maybe revolve your existence and hobbies around something other than weed.

>>17645427
Have you tried a real conversation rather than sending lel fanny xD videos?

>>17648194
>>17648378
I already told you, I don't smoke weed.

>>17648210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbwx9mv9q34

>>17648797
No wonder she didn't answer that was horrible

Actually, pretty good vid

>>17645427
Women like men who take control of a situation. I would wait outside her house/apartment until she comes out and surprise her. You could also wear a funny disguise or costume to make her laugh.

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>>17648853
I don't even.

>>17645947
KEK

>>17645479
Follow these steps:
>Present your attraction
>build rapport
>build intimacyy

Talk about your interest in her, that you want to get to know her better, perhaps over coffee or something not as pussy-ass as a coffee date.

If she's interested, then get to know her over the course of however long you need. Then try to get closer to her. Touching, flirting, etc.

That's how you do it.

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>>17649965
But she lives almost five hours away.

>>17648797
>that video

kill yourself op

>>17648853
Oh man, im loughing. You're killing me. Best advice.

>>17645427

I don't get your problem. How long has she been silent?

>>17648797
Better u forget that vid. I think it's stupit. She likes your pics and u send her sensless unpersonal shit. But, it's Not bad. We all do stupit or semifunny thinks sometimes. Just move on and Talk to her. Or like her fucking pics as a beginning. Ask her to whatch an anime if She likes that stuff. Maybe u search 4 something special. And then, u fuck her to death.

>>17650122
You're fucked then.

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>>17648797
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbwx9mv9q34

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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>>17650122
You can't date a grill who live that far out.

>>17645427
>keeps liking my Fb pictures with hearts

You should've checked if she liked other people's posts too. Maybe she's just lonely and sit a lot on facebook and likes and hearts posts, since she hasn't got a lover any longer.

I know I do.

>>17650122
2 far away

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>>17651772
I know.