I think I met my gf's physical boyfriend today. Being the emotional boyfriend, I'm there for for companionship and a healthy, meaningful relationship, but because she doesn't want to ruin our relationship, as physical incompatibility has undone some of her past relationships and she doesn't wanna take that risk with me, she has a physical boyfriend to take care of those needs. Today at school I was sitting on the staircase looking at my phone and a guy on the flight above with some friends saw her picture on my screen and began to snicker and whisper with his buddies.
Should I approach him? Maybe we could be friends and work together to make our gf happy? Would that work? Or would it be weird and I should keep things as they are?
>I think I met my gf's physical boyfriend today.
Funny pasta
>>17640580
i hope you werent trying to trick people with this.
>>17640580
You're an idiot being taken advantage of unless you also have a "physical girlfriend." Which I assume you don't.
So no. Don't talk to him. You're a pathetic excuse for a human, you're being taken advantage of and sex is a healthy part of most healthy relationships. If she's having sex with some other guy, you're not her top priority and should either get out or get your own "physical girlfriend."
>>17640591
Looks like he just succeeded.
>>17640616
oh boy, he took the bait
Oh it's this bait again
>>17640580
>I met my gf's physical boyfriend today
>I'm there for for companionship
>Today at school I was sitting on the staircase looking at my phone
>saw her picture on my screen
Are you perhaps an alternate personality of hers, that was created by her shizophrenia?
>>17640580
While this bait may not be as effective as others, it certainly is one of the most entertaining ones. I wish I would come up with such a magnificent idea one day as well.
This is from an episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S isnt it?
>>17640580
This is like that one Seinfeld episode. I think it's The Summer of George.