Alright I have to be honest with everyone and I don't know

If you really need some release, then you should try and make your own seagull-fingering VR application. Meanwhile a fake seagull cloaca may be feasible in the same way some men make fake vaginas with two sponges and a latex glove.

>>17637776
To be more clear, I'm suggesting solutions that don't involve fingering an actual seagull, since molesting animals is illegal in many States.

>>17637615
this is a fun one...
does this idea sexually excite you?

>>17637783
OP here, no it doesn't if anything it's a turn off but I need to see how it would go out

>>17637881
often times this behavior is due to wanting to have power over something and for whatever reason you picked this random thing and became obsessed with it. the specific act is not what is important. the fact that you feel powerless in some way in your life makes you feel like you need to inflict your power on something else.
were you hit as a kid at all? spanked even?
if female (and I supposed male) were you abused or raped?
Have a very overbearing parent or step parent that makes you feel out of control over your life?
Whatever is making you feel powerless in your life is driving this compulsion. It's not a weird fetish, (i mean it is) but it's more your desire to feel in control over something