What the fuck is going on with my ass? I feel like an unsightly

>>17632441
why dont you go to bed with a guy instead, he might be more willing to overlook your issue.

cotton underwear?

>>17632441
A rough case of samata

>>17632441
it looks like AIDS to me.

>>17632441
It may not be acne; it could be keratosis pilaris (look it up). Do you also have rough or bumpy skin on your upper arms? That's a giveaway.

My wife had occasional spots on her ass much like these (but never so serious, jeezus), that she got rid of with a moisturizer called Aquaphor--similar but not identical to Vaseline, popular among people getting in and out of wetsuits a lot and babies with diaper rash.

But basically you can treat keratosis pilaris with a heavy-duty moisturizer and by taking cooler baths or showers.

But not by this weekend.

Go to the pharmacy and get Betadine. It's an over-the-counter anti-bacterial soap that did wonders for me.

>>17632441
bad skin reaction, definitely not pimples. try some hydrocortisone. wear a cotton boxer next time. also be honest, do you shower often?

>>17632465
>he thinks the gay community is forgiving about physical imperfections

No.

>>17632892
generally bacterial infections go away on their own with help of the immune system so thats why 9/10 people dont use bacterial creams unless its facial acne.

>>17632441
High possibility for keratosis pilaris. Do a peeling to make it smoother to touch. Get something antibacterial and a nonconedogenic moisturizer. When the day arrives, you could also use some bb cream to conceal the redness a bit witheout it looking caked on...