Hello all, I am in a slightly embarrassing situation. Ever since I was a teenager, I knew my friend Ronnie had a huge cock. Lately he has been down on his luck, so I have offered him a place to stay in exchange for pleasuring my wife. However, Ronnie has been over here for five full days and has done nothing but raid my fridge and make a mess out of my bed/bathroom. My wife comes out in lingerie every night and Ronnie shows absolutely no interest in her. I have confronted him twice about this, but both times he claimed that he would take her that night, before passing out early both times. I cannot simply kick Ronnie out of my house due to our childhood friendship and his financial situation. Ronnie has been laid off from his financial analyst position with well over 90k still in debt. Seeing how I cannot kick him out anytime soon, how can I at least get this man to fuck my wife? Any input would be appreciated. Thank you all.
>How can I at least get this man to fuck my wife?
Sorry, anon, but your wife is a apparently an uggo.
If the pic is here, then apparently your friend is gay.
>>17602358
Terrance gtfo
>>17602358
Why don't you try coming out in lingerie and see if you get his attention. You can cut out the middle man that way.
>>17602974
Huh?
>>17602980
Lol, I'm not gay.
>>17602358
Someone on /r9k/ posted this on reddit a few days ago.
Nice try though.
>>17602358
Here's a winning idea: don't be such a pathetic fucking cuckold.