I have just killed a massive spider that was in my room because

If you were a spider, and you had a human in your room, would you pick it up?

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>>17592970
>now i feel guilty.
>>I killed something that was displeasing me, now i feel bad
It must suck to do one thing then think another. Maybe you should stop being a pussy.

>>17593029
>>17593026
i dont deserve to live. i have killed one of gods creatures, i have committed a sin.

My wife is arachnophobic, much like you. She once commented that "the only good spider is a dead spider."

Feeling trollish, I put on the puppy-dog eyes and whimpered "But what about Charlotte?"

Without missing a beat, she responded with "Charlotte is a dead spider."

>>17593065
i dont mind little ones, its the big houses spiders we get over here in england with thick legs, and thick fangs.

>>17593074
>being a britbong
Ask your local PD for a permit to get an air rifle to kill those suckers. Hopefully the lead pellets ricochet into your fucking eyeball.

>>17592970

That spider was on his way home from the shops because his wife needed some more milk to make the children milk and cookies before they nestled up in their webs and slept for the night.

>>17593083
you are just jelly of my free health care

>>17593088
>needing healthcare
Unless you're bleeding out your ears or have a broken bone, healthcare only makes you weaker.

>>17593083
>Hopefully the lead pellets ricochet into your fucking eyeball.
>>17593098
>healthcare only makes you weaker.

being this edgy. if this isnt bait, you're literally retarded

>>17593125
>i take amoxicillin for common colds! Healthcare for when my nose is dribbly! Universal healthcare is retarded. Haven't they started delaying people who have cancer due to smoking cause the healthcare system is so burdened?

>>17593142
Didnt mean to greentext that whole thing, kek.

>>17592970
In such situations it's important to remember:
At least you're not a nigger.