>don't see a future with current gf
>don't wanna break up with her and hurt her feelings
how can I make it so that she breaks up with me? Without having to act like an annoying douchebag...
>>17591472
"It's over."
Fuck that. You know how long it will take to make that happen?
Just say it is over and that you want to find a more compatible girlfriend. The longer you stretch this out the closer to Christmas and we all know suicide is prevalent past that time of the year. Do it now when the whether it is still nice and you can go out without having to wear a jacket.
>>17591472
>How can I break up without the grief of a breakup
This is obviously impossible or literally everyone would do it.
>>17591472
Tell her you going out to buy beer.
Change adress, phone number and name.
Also a plastic surgery.
>>17591472
You are a pussy, break up with her like this.
"Name here, I don't want to hurt you, but this isn't working for me anymore, and I don't see a future with you. I hope somewhere along the lines we can be friendly towards one another, but as of today, this relationship is over."