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So yesterday i found a really really good porno and diddled myself. It didn't seem particularly rough and everything was fine that night but the next morning i woke up with a big bump on the side of my dick and now it's leaning slightly to the left. The weird part is that it doesn't hurt or anything.
What's going on? Did i break it? Should i see a doctor? Will it get better?
I really hate bent dicks and i had such a cute femdick until now. What should i do?
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Is there a hair coming out of it? Might be an ingrown hair. I've gotten those on my crotch twice and I freaked out both times but I just pulled the hair out and popped it, nothing since.
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>>17590731
No it's on my shaft where hair doesn't grow. The lump is about the size of a grape.
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Shit happens OP, try using your other hand to balance it out. It's basically just a callous, like the kind you get on your hands after doing a lot of shoveling or something. On the bright side, now your cock is girthier.
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>>17590746
Wait hold the fuck on, the size of a grape? That sounds like something else, couldn't hurt to see a doctor.
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>>17590723
Share that porno dawg
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>>17590758
Like a small purple grape not a big green one.
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>>17590723
>diddled myself
disgusting
>>17590764
it's purple too?! jesus christ.
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>>17590746
>on my shaft where hair doesn't grow
mate i have some news for you
(((((hair grows on the shaft)))))
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>>17590759
F-for you:
xhamster com/movies/1823463/lesbian_homework_break.html
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>>17590764
Does it actually stick out with rounded edges, or is it kind of a gradual protrusion?
Honestly it would be a lot easier to diagnose with a picture.
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>>17590771
No it's skin colour and if you have hair on the top of your shaft then i'm deeply sorry for you and your botched circumcision.
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>>17590794
It actually looks like its shrunk. Hopefully this pic is sfw enough.
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>>17590777
Thanks Big Guy
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>>17590815
Yeah, you're gonna be fine. You might just have a bit of extra dick on your dick for a while. It'll probably keep shrinking, might not go away completely but it could be worse. If it gets bigger without you touching it, see a doctor.
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>>17590797
my man, i'm the opposite of circumcised. i have phimosis.
hair grows up the shaft. not thick, but there are stray hairs around there. not up near the top, but at least half way up.
hair grows fucking everywhere my man.
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>>17590862
Different anon here.
I have white hair follicles growing inside my cockhead. Luckily there's no hair growing(yet).
But it feels like all shit, I constantly feel the need to piss and my fapping and climax sessions never feel as satisfying because it's too goddamn sensitive and ticklish.
How much will it cost me to remove them and will my dick survive the operation?
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>>17592102
Dude that's penis thorns. Look it up. It's called pupilla or something.
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OP here. My dick is looking better today. It thonk whatever it is it'll pass. Thanks for all your help.
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