I need to rewire my brain ASAP Basically I saw my bf's

>>17588663
Cuck your boyfriend.

Trade in the calf for the bull, if you know what I'm saying.

>>17588666

devils trips dont lie, you gotta fuck the dad OP.

i feel ya. im a dude and dont even like dick, but as soon as i saw my roommates i was obsessed, this thing was monstrously long.

>>17588666
>>17588680
>>17588683
No jokes, I need actual productive solutions. It's affecting my life

My bf was supposed to come over so we could have actual sex today but I'm not even in the mood anymore because I schlicked to the image about twenty times in the past two days

>>17588663
>>17588690
>women
Thanks for giving me another reason to stick to 2D.

>>17588690
Why don't you just kill yourself?
It'd be nice having fewer whores run amok.

>>17588690

who says we were joking? you want bigger dick for a reason and theres no magical way to make it go away.

just think about how one day your bf will look like his dad... he wont have his cock unfortunately, but yeah.

Just close your eyes and imagine that big, thick dick resting on your face.

>>17588705

close your eyes and imagine that big, thick dick resting on your BOYFRIENDS face.

>>17588702
This, imagine the utter despair he'll feel when he realizes his own family cucked him. It'll be absolutely glorious. I'd say go for it then kill yourself after the aftermath OP.

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>>17588663
how big are we talking

>>17588690
same here OP but fortunately it wasn't my fathers I saw but my bf's father. OMG. I was at my bf's house walked into the bathroom and he was standing there shaving without a stitch on. Even flaccid it was huge. Doesn't help he is fine.

>>17588767

learn to read cocksucker, she said it was her BFs father as well.

i done this once. i fucked my bfs dad and now i regret it. he was a great guy and i broke his hear because of my stupid feelings. dont fuck him.

>>17588800
u a guy or a girl ?

>>17588805
girl..

>>17588663
go ahead, become your bf's stepmother

>>17588811
Lol holy fuck, the lack of self control and poise in women is fucking astounding.

>>17588663
>>17588767
>>17588800

I thought I was the only one, lol. I've sucked off my father in law many times

You're making me crave the D too, OP.

>>17588805
Did you even have to ask this? A man would never do this.

>>17588850

>in women

its not like she raped the dad. shes known the son maybe a few years and cheated.

his own dad knowingly fucked his sons girlfriend.

that says a LOT more about men than it does about women.

Is this a troll thread?

>>17588850
fuck off you judgemental pig. all the biggest killers, dictators, rapests are men, not women. ive already been through enough with my ex bf, im not standing to hear abuse of you.

Just chill on it?

OP here, I don't wanna fuck the dad, I'm just saying it was big. Not to mention both his wife and his daughter are hotter than me (not that he'd wanna see his daughter, just in the sense he sees better shit on a regular basis)

I'm just a horny chubster

>>17588902
Lmao

>>17588919
>hot mommy
>hot daughter
>big dicked daddy

Well, there's your answer. You need to convince your bf to convince them to have a family orgy with you.

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>OP
>her thread
>these answers

To golden to be real, must be a bait. Anyway.

I'm usually a slut basher but yeah, fuck the dad.

>>17588919
Threesome with daughter and dad, or his wife. This dick is probably too much for one woman.

Can you imagine just sliding your pussy up and down the curved length of his thick shaft?

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>>17588850
Yeah, but let's not forget the dad that fuck's his son's gf.

That's even lower in my personal opinion, like what. Would you want your son to be a cuck? kind of a man does that? It's your blood

>>17588952
Jolly shit I even messed up my last sentence.

>That's even lower in my personal opinion, like what kind of a man does that? Would you want your son to be a cuck? It's your blood.

>>17588883
>his own dad knowingly fucked his sons girlfriend
No way where did you get this

>>17588699
This. Literally, actually kill yourself OP, you fucking disgusting whore.

>>17588991

>t. butthurt manbaby

I can taste the tears

People have libidos, get over it. Don't act like you wouldn't notice if your girlfriend's mom was smoking-hot

>>17588991
Aw come on, had your gf had a hot MILF as a mother you would not imagine some nice threesome even once, sure.

>Implying you have gf

>>17588996
>t. whore
You should kill yourself too. I really mean that.

>>17588997
I'm not into incest. Weirdoes on this site, I swear..

>>17589006

I bet your dad is sexier than you

>>17589011
There is something really wrong with you.

Are you retards unironically trying to defend cheaters?
>m-muh libido
>i-it's the dad's fault!
Both of them should have killed themselves, as well as anyone defending either.

>>17589022
>>17589026

This is why men should never participate in "girl talk"

17589044
(You)

>>17588663
>>17588767
>>17588800
>>17588996
Kill yourselves.

>>17588851
haven't done anything, yet but cannot stop thinking about him

>>17589052

>boo hoo women are sexual beings

I think you might actually kill yourself

>>17589052
all I did was walk in to take a pee and see my bf's father's dick and relate what I saw. It was big, the biggest I've ever seen. He is in great shape with a flat stomach and then that beautiful penis. I gotta stop this...my pussy

>>17588663
>>17588767
>>17588800
>>17588996
>>17588851

This thread is getting out of control, please be trolls, I beg you for regaining my faith in humanity.

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>>17589011
>tfw this is true

wtf I'm really hurt now. Throughout middle school to high school the girls would usually come to me all giggling and tell me how hot my dad is whenever they see him driving me to school.

>tfw I used to not understand why all female teachers are super nice to me right after parent teacher conference

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>mfw this whole thread

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>>17589080
>your dad is hot
>you are not

Well, man, cheer up, at least you are not a cuck like him.

>>17589079
there is a big difference between a man and a guy not quite there yet. Normally I never think of an older man but god.

>>17589044
"girl talk" seems to be code for whores justifying their fetishes. Just kill yourselves, the world is better off without you.

>>17588896
Obviously.

>>17589087
you've let memes ruin your brain

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>>17589098
Maybe, but what if not?

>>17589107
>Maybe

>>17589078

Think about it like this - most marriages turn sexless after a while, especially if they've raised kids together. His wife probably doesn't even touch him anymore. Can you even imagine how thrilled he'd be to have a younger woman admiring him, touching him, maybe even sucking it a little? Don't you think he deserves a little attention?

hottest thread on /adv/

>>17589243
bait thread

>>17588663
If this is real then just think about something else, like dead babies or your grandma's yeast infected snatch. This kills the horniness

>>17589177
I'm not bold enough to ever make a move like that. I have fantasized how I could arrange it so he could see me naked but I don't spend much time at my bf's parents house.... He has complimented me before on my hair or outfit I'm wearing and remember one time he kept looking at me in a pair of shorts I love buy my bf hates because they are very tight and short short

>>17588690
>be me
>find more reasons to be single here
>feel much relief at living life alone.

>>17589053

>yet

It's obvious you've made your mind up. You want to fuck the dad and even if he wouldn't, you're not gonna look at your bf the same way anymore. Just end it with him, you won't fuck the dad if you have morals (and he won't betray his son if he has any either) but regardless of whether you do, your relationship is no longer sustainable.

Keep it as a secret fantasy and move on from it. I sometimes fantasize about my boyfriend's dad during sex, it's no big deal because it's just fantasy. I'm sure your boyfriend has his little dirty fantasy that you don't know about either.

What the fuck is womens obsession with dads these days?

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>>17588663

>saw my bf's dad's dick through his sweatpants
>it was fucking huge
>that's all I can seem to think about

Well no surprise there. You're just an example of why /r9k is popular.

Break up with your bf already.

>it's ruining me.

You were already ruined from the start, you degenerate piece of shit.

The solution to your problems is very fucking pic related, whore.

>>17588935

this

golden thread.

love the bait and lack of self control
all these (you)s

Are females the biggest trolls on /adv/ right now?

I'm impressed.

Julia Holter is gorgeous, with a voice to match too.

Pretty sure OP's pic is from her kexp session
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mOU6FW4yNI

What the fuck is up with this board tonight? Is this /r/adv?

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>>17588902
lolol

When I have a son I'm gonna stuff my pants so it looks like I have an incredibly huge dick and I'll see if his gfs will want to cuck him with me
So I can assure my son a gf who's not a whore

>>17588851
you can do that?

i've thought about it
just for shits and giggles
wouldn't mind doing an older man