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I tried this on r9foreveralonemightaswellbegay so I'll try

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I tried this on r9foreveralonemightaswellbegay
so I'll try this here.
I hope it will be of use to someone out there.

Here I will dedicate this thread to cyborgs. (inb4 REEEE fuck off normie) I'm slightly older then most of you here.
I'm 29, I'd be safe to say I'm a cyborg.
I've learned a lot of things in my attempts to be normie. Here I will share what I have learned when it comes to getting a gf.

I know there's tons of shit that you hear everywhere so I will try to give you a different insight on things. Maybe some of you already know this but, it helps to hear things in different words.

You can ask me life questions or whatever.
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I have tried 3 distinct methods, No I'm no casanova but, I've attempted this enough to have at least learned a few things.
the first one I nicknamed white knight mode

I'm sure you've all heard the same old same old cliches so I won't repeat them but, here I will add to those tried and true methods or at least bring in some specifics.

This is the morale high ground of getting a gf.
Okay so you've self improved or constantly self improving well, that's great.
Have you ever thought of meeting chicks through volunteer work?
Namely at things were girls your age will likely volunteer at?
I've done some volunteer work for left leaning things before and I've had chicks offer me their number. Something about being a provider for free seems to appeal to some women out there.

If nothing else you can meet some other good people or explore something that might be a passion. Meeting new friends might introduce you to a single girl. It would boost your chances. Just make sure you're not getting used. I don't think people volunteer for nothing. There has to be some kind of gain out from it.

If you already made a thread just copypaste it here and I'll answer it if no one is giving you any answers or if you want a second opinion.
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Okay method 2.
This is the more shady of my two paths.
Basically,you don't be yourself you make yourself into what they want you to be, what she wants you to be.
fake it till you make it but, stay ahead of the game, don't catch feelings, enjoy and practice being a good bf, have the sex,

Just know that one day your act will slip and the mask will fall off.
Lie your way into getting laid, if you know you want sex more then love and all that wholesome shit. Go for it.

Be sure to keep her out of your social circles or she might just ruin it for you. It's a risky gamble but, I've made it work and you can too.
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Lastly, is the easy but, viewed as sleazy method.
Legal sex houses.
In the US they are legal in Nevada, No in Vegas but, the county north of it.
Then, There's some in AUS and Europe,
Do your own research save your own money.
It's better then illegal street whores because, less chance of STD's no worries from the law,
And their professionals.
It's good stuff fuck what other people think.
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Now for a simpler approach.
So a gf isn't what you want, You just want affection from a female?

>Leave your credit card at home.
>Go to a strip club say on a week night if you can/
>Find a nice girl.
>Ask her to cuddle,
>It might cost money.
>It might not.
>Some strippers are looking to make mad $
>Some are doing it more for attention.
>Some are doing it to keep up with their drug addiction, meth heroin what have you.

Your mileage may vary.
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>>17587596
No one cares
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>>17587611
Damn,
I guess i did a shit job.
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>>17587295
I don't know if I want a gf or if its just touch from a woman I want. I just feel like most girls I've talked to are either so boring to talk to, or there on an entire different wavelength I am, and talking to them, I could be saying something to them that sounds nothing like what I said.
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