>working lunch shift >notice that someone is making a sandwich

>>17579177

thats hilarious anon. you dont.

>>17579177
Get a new one.

>>17579177
>How do I get my job back?
Don't feel bad, it's okay. Just apply elsewhere and try not to brain fart again.

>>17579279

>don't feel bad.

feel a LITTLE bad.

>>17579177

This is really funny. Hopefully you can get a reference that won't mention it.

LOl deserved it

The fuck kind of Freudian slip is that?

Turkey and bigger don't even sound the same nor relate.

>>17579310
>Turkey and nigger*
Again, it really baffles me how this is a slip up

>ITT: things that didn't happen

>>17579310

I think it's like, if you refer to inanimate objects as 'nigger' in private because your language is influenced by 4chan, maybe you end up accidentally calling a sandwich 'the nigger' in public.

>>17579177
>accidentally say "No cheese on the nigger!"
lol
>How do I get my job back?
not gonna happen.

>>17579177
>making a sandwich wrong

That was the first problem; even if you said what you had hoped to say, it would have been quite awkward.

>>17579177
You can start by deconditioning yourself to say nigger for no reason. It would probably help to not be on 4chan, or reduce your exposure significantly. You should be asking yourself, who else do you know uses the word nigger in regular conversation? That should tell you that it's not normal for your brain to go there.

>>17579177

Sometimes I wish I was this autistic to make mistakes like OP

Then I could collect on disability

>turkey
>cheese
Why the fuck do you want to go back?

>>17579177
You don't you autistic dumbass.

And you should probably talk with a therapist about your edginess.

>>17579177
How the fuck do you go from turkey to nigger?

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>>17579177
nice one op

>>17579177
>no cheese on the turkey
I make turkey and cheese sandwiches for work every day. What's wrong with that?

>>17579177
hate you lost your job but that is some funny shit right there. no cheese on the nigger, my fuckin sides