I woke up this morning and found a
nugget of poop in my bed. It was about as big as two raisinettes fused together. I'm worried that my boyfriend saw it. I'm so embarassed. What do I do?
Suck his dick to make him forget
He probably doesn't care if he wants to be with you
Does sound kinda embarrassing, but these things don't happen
Stay calm, act normal, shampoo removes biological stains from linen. Knowing things like that is either because you're a housewife or a cereal masturbator. This is 4chan, so take your guess ;)
*these things do happen
Don't know how I made that typo
>>17576702
Ease up on anal
>>17576702 tell him it was your lizard