Hi /adv/, so here's the story :
My gf and I recently agreed on trying to have a threesome with a shemale. We are both straight with gay tendencies (I can see myself fucking a woman with a penis, she can see herself getting fucked by a shemale, that's basically it).
The thing is that we have literally zero experience when it comes to these kinds of things so we don't really know how to go about it. Should we hire a prostitute (legal where we live), or should we focus on finding someone in a gay/trans bar ? I'm quite paranoid as far as STDs are concerned so I'm thinking high end prostitute. But where do I start searching ? How do I know if I can trust a service ?
Any insight welcome, thanks a bunch
Kill yourself
I think a professional would probably be best.
You are aware though that they aren't the same as they are in 2d, right?
>>17573896
>I think a professional would probably be best.
So should I look for a high end trans escort service ? Do things like that even exist ?
>>You are aware though that they aren't the same as they are in 2d, right?
Applies to most human beings doesn't it ?
>>17573892
I second this.
fpbp
>>17573892
>>17573956
Here's your (You)
>>17573887
>I can see myself fucking a woman with a penis
>fucking a woman with a penis
>woman
>penis
Well, I could write the usual "kill yourself", but today I'll change.
Seek mental help.
>>17573887
both of you are trying way too fucking hard. Another dick is another dick is another dick
>>17573971
There you go Bryan
>>17573982
muh projection
Any serious answers ?
Even though I think you are a faggot, the best answer is via escort. Going to gay bars is a really bad idea if you are not gay and going for the food. You will get hit on by gay men and feel like a piece of meat. Reason I know this is because they have this dish I can't find anywhere else and so I have to eat it there.
Tell the hooker the situation and she will give you how the night will go.
>>17573985
you got one. If she had gay tendencies there would be a real pussy involved. You are covered with another dick
>>17573997
Nice, thanks for the input
I think I'll go for the escort service then. Any ideas on where to start ? Potential red flags as far as the service is concerned ?
>>17574009
We met through a girl I know from college who also happens to be her last partner. Is that gay enough for you ?
The thing is that I'm not comfortable with fucking another dude. I'm attracted to women with penises, different story there buddy
I'm going out for a while, if this hasn't 404'd before I come back I'll reply to you all
>>17574011
Google whatever name they have on the add and then add "reviews". Thank me later.
Also make sure you can pay for 2 hours so you don't rush it.
>>17574020
A shemale isn't a woman with a penis. It's a man with tits.
>>17573971
Kill yourself normie.