Okay, asking all pro alcoholics here: What are your tips and

>>17570932
Airplane bottles.

Where are you trying to drink at?

I keep mints in my locker at work. Anyone know if smoking masks the smell at all? I already somke. It'd be stupid to take it up to cover the smell but I'm wondering if it helps at all.

>>17570938
Wherever and whenever I can but shouldn't.

School, work, my family's home.

It's going to catch up with you anyway

>>17570968
I can postpone that and avoid getting caught a bit longer.

>>17570947
Wear cargo shorts/pants and put your bottles in the pockets. If you get an opportunity to use a restroom, wrap the empty bottles in toilet paper so they don't make sound, throw away discreetly as possible

>>17571034
I know how to stash my booze, I need tips on hiding that I'm drunk.

>>17571045
You do this by pacing yourself to a tipsy state. I drink constantly. Just some whiskey in a flask. Go to the bathroom drink. Just do not get drunk. Did that once and lost mah job.

>>17571166
I know of the fine balance, just yet to figure out how to master it.

What about the smell?

>>17570932
Stop drinking.

>>17571304
That's not how it works.

>>17571238
That can be tough. After I quit my last job, I still went to the company holiday party. A co-worker wished me luck and told me to get sober. I told her not to worry, I was taking the train home. She said "no, I mean like in general."

I used to drink often before work, and sometimes even during work on break. I'd didn't think anyone could notice it, but maybe I was wrong. I think a lot of people know about it, they just choose not to mention it to you.

Anyways, I told the bitch to go stick an ice cream scoop up her ass to clean out all the shit stuck up there.

>>17571321
The only one who ever points out that I smell like booze is mom, and she does it because she did it to dad.

Chew gum.

>>17571369
Already doing that.