Hey /adv/. I'm drunk at home and hungry. It's been a month since I've been shopping, so no food in. All the delivery places are closed. Wat do?
>>17563182
Service station? They usually have pies and shit.
>>17563182
During the siege of Stalingrad they boiled their shoes for food, and ate wallpaper paste.
Wallpaper isn't very common anymore, but surely you have shoes?
>>17563192
This. If in doubt, default to Stalingrad.
>>17563182
Uber to the drive through. In fact, I might do that right now lololol
>>17563185
They have chips and jerky I guess. Not much else. Also it's a 20 minute walk from my apartment. Police substation or I'd drive.
>>17563192
But a lot of those guys got frostbite on their feet. Besides, I'll need those for work in a couple days.
>>17563204
Use the power of drunk to teleport there and back.
>>17563203
Nah bruh. I live in dindu country. Getting an Uber when you're drunk and white is a good way to get your ass beat and your wallet took.
>>17563213
I keep trying, but it's not working!
Come on guys, I'm really hungry!
There's a drive through taco bell in front of a police station and 2 bars (it's last call time here) about a block over? Should I risk the DWI and dysentery?
Also I've still got some jim to finish, can't just let it sit...
Fuck it. 4th meal.