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Considering going to a massage with 'happy ending'.

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Considering going to a massage with 'happy ending'. Everything I'll say here is based on some fuckup forum that reviews escorts from my city. Few people rating her positively so I kind of trust it.

Girl is from my country (European) and seems to do actual massages, no half-assed ones. Body looks very decent.

50€ - 1 hour massage, ends with handjob or blowjob (no condom)
70€ - 1 hours massage, adds full body contact, also ends with handjob/blowjob
90€ - 1 hour massage, mouth kisses, 69 and vaginal sex. Lets you cum on her body.

The girl looks very professional, with a personal flat (can't invite her over because I live with family) and careful with hygiene (forces you to take a shower before doing anything).

Really tempted. I've only had sex once in my life with a one night stand, 2 years ago, and I'm sexually frustrated as fuck. 21 years old currently.

Not sure if I should just deal with it and wait until I find a gf, or just go in there and enjoy myself.

Opinions? Would I be a loser if I go there?
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If there's nothing shady about it just go for it. The massage alone is worth it, if she knows what she's doing.
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>>17561611
>mouth kisses
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>>17561624
Thanks for the positive feedback, yeah I've heard that good massages are well worth it, but with the extra of letting out some sexual frustration would be even better.

>>17561649
Not sure if the reaction is because the stupidity of my wording or because you feel kissing a escort would be disgusting

Idk desu I really like making out and miss it. I would like to do it and trust her hygiene.
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>>17561611
let me first say that she is a masseuse. NOT a massage therapist. the difference is masseuses are either amateurs (i.e. your gf giving you shoulder rubs) or they are going to give you happy endings in a jack shack.

with this being said she isn't going to give you a massage for shit. she will run her female hands over you, her body, etc. she won't actually massage you like a massage therapist does. it's about the money and the ending.

any masseuse that offers 50 euro massages with happy ending isn't actually going to do a good job broski. she is also going to jack you all soft and weak. the blowjob will not be any better.

you are better off going to a gloryhole and getting jacked and sucked off. seriously.

a masseuse who forces you to shower before anything is a given. i mean no shit.

your problem is you only had sex once. not even multiple times with the same girl.

you also assume you can't get laid unless you find a gf.

i really do see this as you being a loser. only because you aren't on top of your game.

also consider her clientele. how do they see a guy who is 21 who walks around like a virgin coming into their place?
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>>17561702
Supposedly the girl has a diploma or something for chiropractic (kind of common thing to study in my country, don't know others), I guess I could ask for some proof of credentials but yeah I understand your point of herself half-assing it either way.

I know I'm a loser currently, but working on it. Started to work out and have a more disciplined life, but the sexual thrist is still present and I don't see myself getting sex with anyone soon.
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>>17561713
even so, 50, 70, 90 euros is very cheap for the work she is offering for 1 hr. so this throws me off immediately and would actually make me not look at her profile more than once.

she expects a tip. expect to tip her. she clearly wants closer to 100 euro if you go for the 50 euro option. it's not uncommon at all and she will treat you better the next time. she may also ask for the tip before anything. so this is a hidden fee in itself. remember, she is a female.

also, she can use her credentials to help her but it still doesn't mean she is going to perform well. but having this credential is better than none and i see where you come from.

also the people reviewing her... may be not like you at all. so she expects her clients to mainly be older fat richer guys who have smaller penises and can get off quick.

i'd honestly not go for the masseuse to get off. i'd get a hooker. or just meet a girl in public.

if you want a massage go for a massage therapist. a legit massage therapist. and realize massages aren't a one-time fix. they are things you go to multiple times to get full tissue releases.
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