For the last month or so, a large group of little shits between 13-16 or so have decided to spent their afternoons at my doorstep. They are noisy, they litter, the smoke of their joints gets in the house and disrespect my elderly blind mother. Calling the police is not really an option since by the time they arrive they are long gone.
What can I do to make them go away? I need ideas because nothing "regular" seems to work.
Maybe they'll be gone in a week or two, when their vacation ends, but I prefer to be ready if this situation persist.
The cops might lie in wait if you warn them in a advance, otherwise just photograph them and pass on the photos or spray them with a hosepipe.
Sound Bomb them if there's enough of an age difference
>>17553542
>Smoking under 21 is illegal. Yet, I'm looking for potential options.
Simply ask them to leave. Then threaten them with the police afterwards if they refuse.
>>17553542
>get a big dog
>piss on their heads
>call the police before the kids are there so the police arrive on time, and if the police arrives and there's no kids just say they ran
>get their snapchats and develop loving relationships with them, help them gitgud in school and find their passion, teach them how to master their arts and then threaten with leaking their nudes if they don't stay away from your doorsteps
>throw water from your window
>call their parents
>>17553553
My mother does almost every day, but they just end up confronting her. And, of course, if she gets to the point of calling the cops, they might be gone by the time they arrive. I swear to God, as helpful as they are when they appear, the police in my country takes its sweet time.
>>17553542
Play classical music or Frank Sinatra records at them - not so loud that the neighbors would complain, but enough to annoy the kids.
Some cities are doing this at bus stations and the like, to great success.
Kill them.
>>17553542
Scare them!
Using the police to scare them is a good idea if it's possible.
Also this
>>17553640
Tie them up and spray bear mace on their asshole.
>>17553542
Spy on them and follow them home so you know where they live so you can contact their parents.
Then tell them that you will contact their parents and tell them about the smoking, weed and the harassment if they don't stop!
>>17553542
High frequency noise
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/23/high-pitch-only-teens-can_n_98304.html