Alright Imma be honest /adv/, I'm sexually retarded. I have

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bump with nature n shit

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Just realized my thread isn't even bumping, not sure if that's how the board works or if the janitor is being a bitch

Seriously though why is my thread autosaging?

>>17547598
Oh I guess it was because I'm posting pictures, I'm fucking retarded haha

>not even any trolls

You disappoint me, /adv/

>>17547680
Just watch porn and do what they do

>>17547498
>jerk off beforehand any night that you think you might even remotely have sex
>Use a condom that fits
>The hole is at the bottom of the vagina (or top if you're doing doggy style) and if you don't get your whole dick in by your first thrust, keep going back and forth until you get your whole dick in and can get a rhythm going
>Foreplay, not just for her, but you too. The more you build up to sex, chances are the better you'll be at it considering you're at least more familiar with her body

That's all I got for ya.

>>17547704
I dunno man, I watch hentai and they always cum like 3 times. Don't know if I can do that

>>17547713
Holy shit, some actual advice. Thanks anon

>>17547498
Have you been able to embrace the hilarious awkward awful?

I'll say in my experience, every dude I've been with the first time has been either awkward or sub-par, and it gets exponentially better each time until it's phenomenal. I usually give them shit after the first one, and we have a good laugh.

Everyone is different, so some shit that's amazing to one will be awful to another. Also, you're inexperienced in general, so even the basics you're going to be clumsy with. There's no quick solution other than practice, practice or get to know your partner.

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>>17547749
>Every dude i've been with
>dat blownout roast

>>17547749
I used to be really self-conscious about it. My opinion now is more along the lines of 'lol fuck it,' but I haven't been with a girl for a while so I haven't gotten to test it out. If the girl would be alright with me sucking but being funny about it than I'm probably fine, but at the same time I'm used to it being a huge dealbreaker for girls

>>17547759
Geez, try to help an anon out with some personal dating experience and this what I get. Tsk tsk.

>>17547776
Yeah, it depends on the girl. One night stand types tend to be more brutal about shit like that.

"He flopped on me like a dying animal UGH"
Those bitches also tend to be the ones that just lay there like a fish carcass, so fuck em anyway.

Whereas someone who's interested in dating you/you are dating would normally cut some slack. It's a weird awkward thing you're doing; it'll likely kinda suck at first. I DO highly recommend lots of foreplay though.

How old are you OP?

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>>17547779
You get more dicks than a rural community with a high demand for sporting goods

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>>17547798
22. I gotta go for about an hour so but thanks for all the responses. I thought this thread was a lost cause. If it's still here when I get back than I'll definitely take more advice/answer questions. I know I'm not the only one dealing with this

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