Talk me out of getting an escort right now. Life is shit, relationship

>>17546860
why is your gf unfulfilling?

Talk you out of the best decision you'll make in your life? Why would I do that?

You'll just feel like shit afterwards and end up even more depressed.

STDs m8. remember to wrap your junk if you do.

>>17546870
We're not fit for each other, I think. I'm more in touch with my emotions and more active as a person, and she's a cold and depressive person that can bring me down that easily. And has Stockholm syndrome for her abusive ex, purely based on what I heard and what she told me.

I ain't alive to carry that baggage. I wanna fuck a hoe in the ass like I've never done in my life and unless /adv/ talks me out of it and offers me support, I will do it.

>>17546886
Might as well kill myself. If I do catch an STD, I WILL let it kill me.

>>17546927
wait.

are you a virgin? your gf isn't sexually active with (You)?

>>17546860
It will not solve any of the problems you listed, and the only changes it might have any ability to make on your life are all negative. You want an orgasm, get your own orgasm; it'll save you a quite a bit of money.

>>17546860
Escapism does not solve the underlying problem.

>>17546936
Not a virgin but gf won't get sexual with me.

I kept telling myself it's because of her shitty ex but then again, I've been a perfect bf, always careful, always spontaneous, I thought we had great fun, I've been romantic, we have been intimate without the actual sex.
When it comes to sex though, it's all cold. The same old bullshit.

She was ready to marry her ex within a week and won't touch my dick after half a year? Give me a god damn break.

Any other reason to reconsider going to the escort tomorrow? Already called and settled but I can, like, not fucking show up.

>>17546967
Do it. Break up with your girlfriend first, though. Your sex life is unfulfilling and she's still hung up on her ex. Drop her and then drop a load in or on this escort.

>>17546970
Won't break up. Fuck that noise.

I still want to fuck her. She's got one of the best asses I have seen in my life. It costs me nothing to wait at this point, except fuck spending shit on her.

Maybe she'll wake up after I give her the cold shoulder.

Or maybe not. Life is shit, I don't care.

Should I get drunk before?

First of all it sounds like you're in a terrible relationship. Talk to your girlfriend about it and try to fix it or drop it, whatever you want. But you need to do something because it's clearly not working.

Now, if you decide to try to make it work with your girlfriend you shouldn't go for the escort, because it would dramatically lower the chances of your relationship working out (they're already really low).
If you dump her I don't think getting an escort would be a terrible idea. Don't get me wrong, it's not a great idea either, it won't make your life better. You're paying for a few hours of pleasure and risk catching an STD (the risk is not huge, but it's definitely there), that's it. If you think the money and the risk are worth the fun then go for it. If you don't then don't, it's as simple as that.

>>17546976
You are definately not the perfect boyfriend, just another idiot who thinks too highly of himself.

>>17546976
Alright bro do whatever you want. Can I hit her up when she finds about you fucking whores on the side? I wanna tap that ass after she dumps you.