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My parents found a graduated cylinder, pipettes, and about 30 4ml plastic vials in my room. I've recently had a lot of money seemingly from nowhere. They probably think I'm drug dealing. What is a viable innocent excuse for having those things?
You became a chemistry teacher
Say that you saw some really cool science tricks on YouTube that involved them, find some YT videos involving flasks, cylinders, pipettes, etc and make a playlist named "cool science stuff" and show them like you are actually interested. Then buy some stuff and try the tricks in your kitchen and they will think that it is true.
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Since you live with your parents I assume youre kinda young. Tell them you're taking a chemistry class and those things are for lab.
Also, say money came from FAFSA.
>>17545462
Damn that's a fucking good one I'll add you either tonight or tomorrow. I'm at an Ihop scared to go home right now.
Kiwiez is my name.
>>17545462
>>17545472
Have any ideas what the science thing on youtube could be?
>>17545475
Yeah, go on youtube and look up "10 cool science tricks" there are hundreds of them. Use the Ihop wifi to go on YT and make the playlist, so you can even use the plan if they confront you tonight.
>>17545446
are you drug dealing?
where did the money come from?
>>17545488
oh come on OP who the fuck are we going to tell?
why do you have all that shit?
>>17545446
Come clean now with your parents. They raised you have some respect. You can ignore my post but 10 years down the line you will remember druggie. Do not lie to your family the love and support you.
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