pic related me. This isn't for attention, please, but I

>>17544028
you should lose weight

are you a fucking space alien or chinese slave spammer or what?

>>17544028
id fuck your mouth n tits

>>17544028
Yeah... that's not you
Go to bed Jimmy you have school tomorow

>>17544035
I look kinda fat there but I'm not.
>>17544036
What do you mean?

>>17544028
You're a woman with large breasts if that's really you. You'll have no shortage of dudes wanting to bury themselves in your tits. Calm the fuck down.

>>17544028
>This isn't for attention
Yes it is.
>like when they're guys, when they're with other of their kind? Are they fun?

It varies. Everyone is different. If you want to meet guys, go to the gym. Not only do you look like you need it, but you'll meet guys there.

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>>17544028
>pic related me.
Nice boobs.
>This isn't for attention, please, but
It is. You don't have to lie
>I want to know, what do guys like doing, like when they're guys, when they're with other of their kind?
Play video games, talk about girls, working out or other hobbies.
>Are they fun?
No.
>Do I have to try to be one of them do get with one?
No, you just need to be interesting/cute.

>>17544028
Literally all you need to do to be with guys is not be fat. That's it.

You need to realise something. Nothing you say has any value. Nothing you do has any value.
Only your tits, your ass, the hole between your legs. That's your value.
People will listen what you say, they will pretend you're fun to be around and all that, as long as they think they have a chance to stick their peepees inside that hole.

Other than that, the whole female gender is basically worthless anyway.

>>17544062
I don't know how I can make you believe it's not. People ask for your face pic on here anyway so I just wanted to show it before they asked.
>>17544050
I don't think that's true.

>>17544028

Get yourself committed to an asylum, degenerate tranny.

>>17544079
those are some big tranny tits

>>17544078
No, you don't understand.

First, you're fat, so you're worthless.
Second, even if were not fat, we don't have a chance to fuck you, so we don't have any reason to actually listen to you and talk to you.

Despite that, I took the time to make a post to try and make you realise your position in society.

>>17544078
>I don't think that's true.

Then you're a fucking idiot. Go to the gym to drop the pounds. Guys will try to talk to you. It is inevitable because all you have to do is be pretty and not fat.

>>17544028
From the way you write, it seems you're not a native english speaker, which country do you come from ?

I think people interests differ from one country to another, that's why I ask.

This apart, if that's really you on the pic, you will have no problem finding a guy. Just be open about "wanting to find a boyfriend" and countless guy will fuck you in a minute.
Finding someone that really loves you isn't hard either, there's a lot of sensitive guys.

>>17544134
I am in Poland.

>>17544142
Poland and eastern europe in general is full of skinny beatiful girls, you're literally worthless kurwa whore.

>>17544062
That's like saying anything men say has no value, only their cocks. Equal relations being as they are

>>17544162
But here you're making a very big mistake.
Men literally built society and civilisation. Our whole society is based on men. The overwhelming majority of values, inventions and advancements that make up our current civilisation were made by men.
Men will continue leading society when all females lose their value because of the rise of VR, sexbots and artificial wombs.

>>17544142
Okay, when asking that question I was hoping you were in France so I could give you the best advices I got.

I don't know much about Poland, but people there don't have the same "everybody fucks each other" reputation as in Sweden or other northern countries. The important part is that you're in an enducated country, so if you keep away from suburbians then guys around you should be respectful.

Don't overthink it. The first thing a guy wants is for you to be cute, and act cute. Don't overreact if guys are possessive, just be loyal, don't cheat on anyone. You don't have to have the same passions as him, but show a little interest, don't be smug.


That's it, you will be perfect wife material with just that.

And no you don't have to act like a guy when you're in a group of guys.

Got more questions ?

>>17544175
Is it too late for me to be in a relationship? I'm 24 and well I've a few kisses here and there, but it never got far, probably because of me and not knowing what to do. I just see people my age, younger that are married, they have healthy relationships, and are doing well.

>>17544207
>I'm 24
>I'm so old
>Is it too late for me...?
Seriously, stop this. This is one of the most obnoxious thing that people in their early 20's do. How selfish do you have to be to think that you and you alone are suddenly long beyond redemption because you're not in high school anymore?

>>17544207
I was on the fast track to becoming a wizard and out of nowhere got into my first relationship at 25. There's hope

In our society it's more weird for a guy to be a virgin than for a girl.

It's never too late anyway. Maybe if you're afraid of the fact that guys of your age have more experience, you could that younger guys.
If you don't know how to meet people, you can go to a dating site. I'd understand that it feels shitty, but most of them are free for women and you will receive attention there.

The fact that you're 24 and still a virgin will not be repulsive for most people. I'd date you based on your looks even knowing that you're a virgin.

Maybe there's something in your personnality that blocks you, do you suffer from social anxiety ?

>>17544221
Because even in high school I barely had a relationship. And none since then. I don't have a large group of people my age I see 5 days a week that I can interact with.
>>17544225
Can you explain how this happened, please?

>>17544263
I didn't have a major relationship until I was 26. Now, I'm 30 and happily married.

Stop caring about what other people at your age are doing. They're not you. You don't have to be the absolute pinnacle standard for your age. Trying to find solace by falling into the largest and most consistent demographic is just you hiding your own insecurities.

>>17544045
She has big tits because she's fat, you dope. That's why the picture doesn't show her waist.

>>17544089
>we don't have a reason to listen or talk to you
>proceeds to listen and talk to her

lol

>>17544078
You're clearly trying to show off your tits in that picture, sweetie. That's not just a face pic. You're trying to give boys boners so they will talk to you.

>>17544207
Getting in a relationship is easy. Just get with a nerd. They get so little female attention that they won't care if you're creepy and awkward, they'll appreciate you anyways.

>>17544089
>>17544062

Alright. I don't know if you realize it, but you come off as really, really beta when you say things like that. You sound like an assmad fedoraboy virgin. If you're wondering why you're single, that's probably why.

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If you're into posting pics, post one where you don't look fat.

>>17544028

u virgin? why do you want a man?

>>17544866
Yes I've never as much even touched a man intimately.

>>17544173
Go back to r9k you fucking autist. You've done jackshit for society. Society would be better off without your retarded ass.

>>17544887

do you get asked out? do you get nervous around guys? how is your game?

>>17544896

dont worry he will concoct a worldview in which you are literally the devil and he is a god and nothing he does is bad and women just hate him because men are great or w/e and go back to hiding in his room being a permavirgin

>>17544162
By cocks, I assume you meant wallets. Then, that's exactly correct.

>>17544028
You look exactly like my mother. but with a more fucked browline. What the fuck?

>>17544887
I thought you went to sleep.
I'm that french guy from earlier.
Do you think losing your virginity with someone, whoever it is, would help you, so that you can, after that, enter a relationship without feeling ashamed ?
If so we could get in contact by mail, or skype, or whatever. I have a lot of money, so it's not a problem for me to travel (and traveling inside Europe is no big deal). I have experience with girls.

>>17544901
Yeah, I'm standoffish and I think so much about what to say I end up saying nothing. I feel so stupid.

>>17544946
I'm not in Europe, and it just feels like the natural next step. I've gone so long without it, that I can just watch porn, but something still tells me I'm missing out to some degree.

>>17544975
Well, you know, I think the worst thing in life is having regrets.
It will take you courage but I recommend you to fuck with someone, so that you have no longer that bad "never had sex" feeling.
Maybe it will not be your thing and you will never do it again, but having it done is not so difficult when you have access to internet or even just bars.

You seem like a nice person, but with low self-esteem. I assume you're just to shy get close to people, you shouldn't. Transmissing affection is a great feeling.

>>17544028
You look like a chubby Scully from X-Files; probably not gonna turn heads in every room you walk into, but there's plenty of guys who would be more than happy to have you.

As for where to meet them, that's really on you.
If you haven't had many boyfriends, I hope you've at least developed a few hobbies. To meet guys you'll like just keep doing those hobbies you already do, just go to meetups or concerts or classes and do the thing you enjoy among others.

As a girl all you have to do is try to look cute then you look at a guy, and if he notices you flash a smile.

>>17545000
>I assume you're just to shy get close to people, you shouldn't. Transmissing affection is a great feeling.

I assume you're just too shy to get close to people, you shouldn't. Transmitting affection is a great feeling.

Fuck me typing like a retard because I didn't sleep.

>>17544028
Where do you live

>>17545175
us. Someone said my English was terrible. I'm not from Poland.

>>17545181
will you be my gf?
im a virgin too and we could discover the wonders of love and fucking together.

>>17545194
In theory, that sounds awesome, but I don't know how well it would work in reality.

>>17545181
Where in the US?

>>17545216
oreg

>>17545202
why let a silly thing like reality get in the way of a good dream? if it gets to be too much you can just ghost like every other girl in my life has.

>>17545223
Man your fine just go out some and be an interesting person. You aren't too fat, I would probably my bang you and if you were actually cool I might date you seriously. What do dudes do together? Depends on the dudes. So.e lime sports, come tweak cars some day 'faggots just play whatever videogames are cool now.

>>17545227
>>17545227
I'm willing to try it.

>>17544028
Jesus god, this thread is toxic.
First off, are you a native english speaker?
Also, don't pretend to be into what "guys are into" just find dudes who are into the same shit as yourself. It'll be like ten times easier if you don't have to fake it. Psychology says opposites don't attract, like minded people do. So yeah, if you are like one of them as far as attitude, beliefs, personality, you will be more likely to get along and "get with" them.

Go get em, champ.

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>>17545313
you retards respond to the most obvious and obnoxious bait threads

I bet this shit is going to get 150 replies

>>17544028
At this point when I'm hanging out with friends I'm mostly at their houses or restaurants or bars or more rarely clubs, and mostly talking about technology/finance/industry/politics/academia/media/research/etc. Sometimes we go on ski trips together or visit foreign countries. I want to start taking flying lessons soon but I don't own a car currently (haven't bought one yet b/c afraid I won't use it enough to justify costs) so getting to the regional airport is a bit of a hassle. Sometimes we go to shooting ranges too, rarely. Or lectures to the public by famous academics or policymakers. Occasionally someone's company throws a party and they invite friends.

>>17544028
Also, no, you don't have to be interested in all the same things. You can be more artsy, especially. It's endearing. Just have at least a few common interests, be nice to us and not bitchy or rude, and most importantly be thin and stay thin. Somewhere in the 95-120-pound range depending on height. A 5-pound reduction might not make any difference to you, and might even seem 'shallow', but to me it could make a world of difference in how physically attracted I am and how happy I am with the relationship. Men do all sorts of things for women that seem silly to men or are difficult or complicated, to try to keep them happy. Staying thin is simple and easy and it's the least you could do if you really care about your partner.

>>17544078
Of course it's not true don't listen to these spergs who've never had real female friends.

>inb4 white knight

>>17544896
>BTFO