First day in a new dorm at a new college. I know absolutely no

"Accidentally" get caught masturbating

I don't understand, you aren't autistic and yet you are asking what to do in a normal situation? Act normal you dipshit.

I don't connect with any of them. so far I've just been in my dorm room doing nothing, while they go to parties getting drunk.

>>17541034

You don't have to connect with them, just do you man. Get out of the dorm once in a while but other than that study.

>>17540988

buy a superman cape and take off all your clothes and wear only the cape and run around the dorm screaming smearing poop all over the walls and then when you get caught claim it was just a prank and then get sent to the psych ward and ask for the blue pills and they will give it to you, and then you will feel normal just like me, i am just like you

>>17540988
If you're of legal age to drink share a bottle of jack together.

Not legal age but I can get booze if I wanted to.