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I gotta warn you /adv/, this is gonna be a little gross.
So I had a girlfriend until mid July and I noticed it was always difficult to get intimate with her (not necessarily have sex though) because I'd always have stomach pains and feel like I had to take a shit. Every time. I'd go home and then take a mono shit.
So I saw her today and just said hey to her and lo and behold I had the overwhelming urge to take a massive shit. So I did.
Why is my instant bodily response to seeing her to take a shit?
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>>17532283
it's normal when you picked a shitty gf
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I dunno but that's pretty funny
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that's pavlov effect. You literally conditioned yourself to doing that
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>>17532283
You were molested when you were taking a poop by someone very close to you when you were a baby. Now it became an involuntary reaction whenever you want to be intimate. The most important thing here is to take a shit and then meet her as opposed to the other way around.
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>>17532283
You have a shit diet. Have the same problem when i have pizza and then sex.
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LOL best thing I read all day.
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>>17532316
I actually eat pretty healthy. I don't eat greasy food or sweets.
>>17532315
I was but it was in the shower, not when I pooped so I don't think that's it.
>>17532290
Eh, she's in the top three. But she liked to lay and sit on my stomach and I couldn't think about anything other than not shitting myself, so she'd get upset if I didn't seem like I was paying attention.
100% true btw
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