How do you guys take a shit when you're sharing your house

>>17531097
I shit out of my window because of this.

>>17531097
No door to the bathroom? Anyway, if you are that worried about it, crap outside somewhere then go into the bathroom to wipe. No one will hear your farts or turds splashing.

>>17531097
Run the taps anon, all of them. At a fair speed though, we don't want you flooding the toilet.

Aim your anus to the back part of the toilet, like don't put your anus right above the water, just a little behind. And spread your butt cheeks so the farts don't sound.

>>17531330

A true tactician, I salute you

Can't you go when they're asleep?

This is my tip of the day, coming from someone who has recently moved in with someone...

Put a few sheets of toilet paper in the bowl before you poop. It won't stop the sound of farts echoing from the bathroom, but it will stop the plops in their tracks.

Good luck anon. I feel you.

>>17531358
What I was going to say.
>>17531097
Other people also have to poop, the feeling of awkwardness should fade as you spend more time living together.

>>17531097
Poop when you shower and if someone asks just tell them you are already used to poop with the shower on.
Spread your butt cheeks for farts. Practice this because sometimes they still sound.
And put paper inside toilet above the water before you shit.
Use deodorant
And get over yourself why would you be embarrassed of normal human functions you beta piece of shit. Are you fat? Do you shit like a 300lbs guy?

I layer tp on the ground, squat over it, shit, pick it up and flush it down because I have the same problem OP.

OP here. I followed based anons' advice to run the taps and spread my cheeks and I think it worked. The farts were muffled and I managed to take a decent shit. Thanks f a m s