Help me over think this conversation anons: Her: I need to

Why this bitch telling you she want vinegar

It was a fucking joke you autist. It doesn't mean anything.

>>17529753
Uh you'd have to ask her but i interpreted it as one of two things

1) My boyfriend (or you) is dirty and needs to be cleaned to keep continue dating him (start dating). In the each case it sounds like a teasing flirt rather than seriously calling someone dirty.

2) My boyfriend is a flea i need to get rid of.

>>17529753
She meant it can get rid of YOUR boyfriend.
Basically she called you a homo-faggot. You gonna take that brah?

she was calling you a weird fag for saying she had pets with fleas.

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>>17529753
>What did she mean by this?
Fuck do I know, do I look like a psychic?

If I was guessing, and I am; I'd guess that she was taking a pour stab at 'humor' and filling in the trope of
> WOMEN DON'T KNOW NO FUNNY
very well indeed.

As fuck is that shit humor.

If a 'funny' it would be like you can catch more flies with honey, as the saying, in that either having vinegar around or needing to buy some (perhaps for flea problems) would drive a boyfriend away.

Or, more gutter oriented-- pussy is pH negative, that is, acid. Get it?

Fuck, I literally feel like a schizophrenic puzzling thru this raw, unfettered, unfunny, madness.

WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU TO DESERVE THIS, OP?!