>be me > no friends >kissless virgin > go to my first

If you're ugly, lower your standards down to almost complete 0, and if you're not, well, idk son you're retarded.

Have facebook
Be in gang smoke drink
Fight people over nothing
Drive a honda
Use snapchat to record your abs
Talk down to women
Bump rap music as well as trap / edm
Have tattoos
Grow out a huge beard
Drink some expensive brandy and brag
Wear lots of rings

Etc etc

>>17520236
just talk to them

you're never going to see any of them again, you have absolutely nothing to lose

Hot girls are usually thrilled when you talk to them like normal human beings without dropping spaghetti and worshipling them like a sperg

>>17520248
But I don't want to lower my standards

>>17520266
How do I get friends for Facebook and Snapchat
Can't do much of the other things except I do drive a Honda

>>17520236
You're not. Get over it. Lower your standards.

>>17520248
This anon knows what they're talking about.

Best I've done was a 8/10 at a dorm party when wasted. I'm at best a 6/10. Why do I say this? The faster you become realistic is the faster you get a girlfriend.

OP here

> just stood by myself the whole time
> felt it would be weird raising my hands, dancing, or singing along by myself
Feels bad man

> getting on the bus home
> long line up since the show just ender
> see 3 people ("urban youths") cut in line behind me
> I didn't say anything

What do?

>>17520641
>>17520641
Bump