Tried to kill myself with a plastic bag over my head in haste

>>17515318
That's my boy! Never letting failure get to you.

>>17515318
Congratulations! You've hit rock bottom.Can't even kill yourself without fucking it up.

Now that your incompetence has given you an opportunity to rewrite your life as it should have been.

Learn new shit
Do stuff that scares you

Whats the worst that can happen now?

Go and fucking have a life that will make others wish they were you.

>>17515353
And get the fuck off the internet.

>>17515353
>Now that your incompetence has given you an opportunity to rewrite your life as it should have been.
>
>Learn new shit
>Do stuff that scares you
>
>Whats the worst that can happen now?
>
>Go and fucking have a life that will make others wish they were you.

Eh, none of that really holds any interest to me. The human experience isn't really one I find any pleasure in. I've had a good run I but i'm done.

I may just keep repeating this process if I am unable to procure the required gasses for an exit bag. My theory is that eventually I'll just damage enough of my brain to the point where at very least I'll no longer hold any sort of higher consciousness.

>>17515318
The atmosphere is mostly nitrogen so just go outside and take a deep breath

>>17515361
You've been doing it wrong. Start again.

>>17515361
I thought about that doing that too, but I'm too masochist so I'll just endure life until I die by old age.

>>17515362
Can confirm this.

Life is meant to be endured, not found pleasure in through lowly passions.

>>17515318
That's the tenacious spirit we like to see, never give up op.

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Why dont you fly to Africa and devote your life to helping some people instead of going out like a little bitch?

Worst case; you dont find the work rewarding and kill yourself there, frame it as a homicide, and your friends and family get to think you died a hero.

This is a sign you don't actually wanna die. Find other things to do other than making dumb permanent decisions.

>>17516783
>Africa
Maybe OP should hit up Guam or Vegas hookers and booze for days.

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>>17517952
Forgot pic

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>>17515361
this can't be real

Why do you want to off yourself OP?

You are not going to be able to buy pure nitrogen gas on the consumer market. Same goes for helium and nost other asphyxiant gases. Nowadays they cut that stuff with oxygen to make it breathable. Scuba divers even use the helium mix, which they call heliox, on certain kinds of highly technical dives. The nitrogen mix, while not precisely identical to ordinary air, is quite close.