I'm 30 years old and have never had a relationship that

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What kind of women are you dating?

Mine were all hypochondriacs ("Sickly" in the comic) until I lucked into one that wasn't. That was the longest and best relationship I ever had.

>>17509347

Wild Woman or Dreamgirl/Nice Guy. I guess.

I date everyone and give them a chance. There are only two girls I've ever been involved with that were special, and I ended up with neither.

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>>17509357
To my mind this is typical, that is, not a problem.

> What kind of boyfriend were you?

>>17509405

Ace of hearts or The Dreamer. But if it's the latter, at least I've given up on enough of my dreams to be financially solvent.

...*sob*

>>17509314
If it makes you feel any better, I'm 31 and have never had a relationship at all.

>>17509405
>The Dreamer
>Will Turn Into Old Man Grumpus
GODDAMMIT, MATT GROENING, HOW DO YOU KNOW ME SO WELL?!

>>17509314
Work out dude. MUST MUST find the motivation to do it. Once your shredded, and depending on your confidence, you should be able to get any girl.

>>17510206

I wasn't asking how to get girls. Read the OP. Morning bump, I guess.